Get Weird

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

(via thinkingwithoutathought)

thestereotypicalgirl:

I think it’s really sad that 99% of compliments given to women are to celebrate their conformance to patriarchal beauty standards.

(via kurai-kemushi)

thescentofsouls:

mirandaadria:

I’m so sick of seeing people say “feminism is about *~*equality*~*!!!”

The end goal of feminism IS equality, but feminism itself is about liberation: from white supremacy, from homophobia, from sexism, from ableism and all other forms of oppressive thought and behavior.

Without first dismantling the systems that keep us oppressed, equality is impossible.

MOTHERFUCKING WORD

(via bulletorchapstick)

madblackgirl:

"guess since im a white man im not allowed to have opinions"

your opinions have shaped the world we live in today not being catered to for 83.9 seconds will not fuckin kill you

(Source: blackfemalepresident, via bulletorchapstick)

xvxqueen:

You betcha! #vegan #minnesota

xvxqueen:

You betcha! #vegan #minnesota

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

(via snippetybitch)

h0odrich:

Nothing quieter than a table of stoned kids who just got their food at a restaurant

(via uhlenah)

bepeu:

my favorite hobby is not being a parent

(via alackof-color)

last night was so fun…i just ate a shit ton of huhot after having two dreams about it and I have Bennett ..i could die happy right now